I Will Survive Social Networking

I wrote this some time ago to the tune of "I Will Survive."

First I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never blog

without you by my side

But I spent so many nights

thinking how you did me wrong

I grew strong

I learned how just logon

and so you're back

in cyberspace

I just logged in to find your post

with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed my username

I should have used a private key

If I had known for just one second

you'd be trying to friend me

Go on, tweet me no more

I unfriend you

'cause you're not welcome anymore

weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

you think I'd crumble

you think I'd logoff and die

Oh no, not I

I will survive

as long as I know how to click

I know I’ll stay online

I've got all myspace to use

I've got all my friends to choose

and I'll survive

I will survive

It took all the strength I had

not to close my account

kept trying hard to mend

the pieces of my profile notes

and I spent oh so many nights

just feeling sorry for myself

I used to cry

Now I message with a smile

and you see me

somebody new

I'm not that strung out little geek

still in love with you

and so you felt like dropping in

and just expect me to be free

now I'm saving all my texts

for someone who's loving me